Labour tips

[fullyautomatix]

He he you just reminded me, during the waiting for SY05 I made SY02 eat 2 whole pineapples

She had the galloping wosnames but nothing else

Make her eat the pineapple with her mouth not somewhere else.

[suityou01]

Make her eat the pineapple with her mouth not somewhere else.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhm riiiiiiiiiiiiiight, got it

[Zippy]

Fingers crossed you get some movement soon Suity. (you could always book her a cab to the hospital, you cheap barsteward )

[Paddy]

Bungy jump but attach to arms and swimming pool of warm water

[Doggy Styles]

What about giving her cod liver oil? That lubricates, and a large dose makes you heave.

[NotAllThere]

Sex, curry and rock concert - that's what did it for our first born.

[Doggy Styles]

Sex, curry and rock concert - that's what did it for our first born.

He wants help with the birth, not the conception

[milanbenes]

Milan.

[suityou01]

Now we are at Term + 5. We saw the midwife this morning for a "sweep"

She couldn't do it. All things are still in carrying mode and not in plopping out mode.

So the midwife suggested :

A hot curry
Pineaple
Fnar fnar

So this afternoon I cooked a very hot curry from scratch. I fed her fresh pineapple.

I believe suity will be retiring early this evening

[MarillionFan]

Not really a surprise it's late. Their dad is normally 5 steps behind everyone else anyway.