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    #21
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Now we are at Term + 5. We saw the midwife this morning for a "sweep"

    She couldn't do it. All things are still in carrying mode and not in plopping out mode.

    So the midwife suggested :

    A hot curry
    Pineaple
    Fnar fnar

    So this afternoon I cooked a very hot curry from scratch. I fed her fresh pineapple.

    I believe suity will be retiring early this evening

    I bet it will resemble AtW…… (the afterbirth I mean)
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      #22
      SY02 must be VERY pissed off by now, poor lass.

      Good luck with the fnaar, fnaar.
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        #23
        Originally posted by Zippy View Post
        SY02 must be VERY pissed off by now, poor lass.

        Good luck with the fnaar, fnaar.
        She is indeed. It's put a bit of a dampner on Christmas. :

        Curry was awesome
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #24
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          She is indeed. It's put a bit of a dampner on Christmas. :
          Yeah, I guess the prospect of fnaar, fnaar might do that to her.

          Curry and sex? Did a man come up with that? Only time till it's suggested that watching the footie is also a sure fire way to induce labour (although not till the match is finished, or god help her!)

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            #25
            Have you tried bleeding her radiators?

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