*Janey in demob happy mode*

[Pondlife]

hmmmm, this is not good. Perhaps I should resign?!

Apart from the lack of quality sport it's a great city. As mentioned earlier we have a big fence to stop the valley comandoes getting in. Problem is some bugger leaves the gate open on the weekend and they come flooding in. I don't know why I bother paying my council tax sometimes.

[janey]

Apart from the lack of quality sport it's a great city. As mentioned earlier we have a big fence to stop the valley comandoes getting in. Problem is some bugger leaves the gate open on the weekend and they come flooding in. I don't know why I bother paying my council tax sometimes.

well if you let them know to let me in tomorrow and next weekend I'd be very grateful

[janey]

Apart from the lack of quality sport it's a great city. As mentioned earlier we have a big fence to stop the valley comandoes getting in. Problem is some bugger leaves the gate open on the weekend and they come flooding in. I don't know why I bother paying my council tax sometimes.

got any suggestions for good bars/restaurants/things to do etc?

[Pondlife]

well if you let them know to let me in tomorrow and next weekend I'd be very grateful

I'll tell the mayor to get the bunting up and inform the school marching band.

[privateeye]

hmmmm, this is not good. Perhaps I should resign?!

I know a spa used by London Irish and other professional sports people. I'll only charge 7% commission on your earnings to be your agent

[FrankScribe]

You're gonna be soo disappointed. Start thinking alcopops and argos jewellery.

I'll let the locals know you're on your way so they turn off the electric fence that runs along side the M4.

Do you think it significant that, if you go in over the Severn Bridge, you can get into Wales free but you have to pay to get out again

[Pondlife]

Do you think it significant that, if you go in over the Severn Bridge, you can get into Wales free but you have to pay to get out again

Wrong way round!

[FrankScribe]

Wrong way round!

Yes of course, silly me!

Trouble was I was trying to do some work at the same time ...... never a good idea

[janey]

I know a spa used by London Irish and other professional sports people. I'll only charge 7% commission on your earnings to be your agent

cheeky sod!!!

[Pondlife]

Yes of course, silly me!

Trouble was I was trying to do some work at the same time ...... never a good idea

You need to sort your priorities out I think - anyway, time for lunch now.