Just got my Secret Santa gift, a pair of used gloves that smell of German sausage, ah well least my hands will be nice and warm unlike the poor sod who someone presumably stole them off
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Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy -
Amazingly I have just been sent a dozen tickets to the Opening Ceremony of the Olympics by my bank as a thank you for keeping a balance of at least £10 in my current account all year.
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I thought you would get free entry as a participant in the "special" OlympicsOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyComment
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No. That;s why your mum didn't get any tickets.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Come on man, I was hoping for a bit more sparking and witty repartee reminiscent of Wellington and Bonaparte classic war games of yesteryear but you go straight for the Mum jokes?Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
Its a poor effort SirOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyComment
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What your mum said to her last punter.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Simons Mum to Churchill - "You sir are drunk"
Churchill to Simons Mum - "And you madam are ugly, but in the morning I will be sober. I must stop drinking and turning up here late at night, he's starting to call me daddy"What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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You?Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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