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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    What your mum said to her last punter.
    You?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Simons Mum to Churchill - "You sir are drunk"

    Churchill to Simons Mum - "And you madam are ugly, but in the morning I will be sober. I must stop drinking and turning up here late at night, he's starting to call me daddy"

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Come on man, I was hoping for a bit more sparking and witty repartee reminiscent of Wellington and Bonaparte classic war games of yesteryear but you go straight for the Mum jokes?

    Its a poor effort Sir
    What your mum said to her last punter.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    No. That;s why your mum didn't get any tickets.
    Come on man, I was hoping for a bit more sparking and witty repartee reminiscent of Wellington and Bonaparte classic war games of yesteryear but you go straight for the Mum jokes?

    Its a poor effort Sir

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    I thought you would get free entry as a participant in the "special" Olympics
    No. That;s why your mum didn't get any tickets.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Amazingly I have just been sent a dozen tickets to the Opening Ceremony of the Olympics by my bank as a thank you for keeping a balance of at least £10 in my current account all year.

    Brilliant!
    I thought you would get free entry as a participant in the "special" Olympics

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  • MarillionFan
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    Amazingly I have just been sent a dozen tickets to the Opening Ceremony of the Olympics by my bank as a thank you for keeping a balance of at least £10 in my current account all year.

    Brilliant!

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  • SimonMac
    started a topic ClientCo Secret Santa

    ClientCo Secret Santa

    Just got my Secret Santa gift, a pair of used gloves that smell of German sausage, ah well least my hands will be nice and warm unlike the poor sod who someone presumably stole them off
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