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    bzzzzzzz what's that smell

    gf chef and I were chatting away and suddenly heard an electrical shorting sound followed by a strange horrid smell

    short investigation later showed the cat had decided to p!ss on the extension plug block linking my laptop and monitors..

    unfortunately the cat survived
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    Originally posted by chef View Post
    gf chef and I were chatting away and suddenly heard an electrical shorting sound followed by a strange horrid smell

    short investigation later showed the cat had decided to p!ss on the extension plug block linking my laptop and monitors..

    unfortunately the cat survived
    Shame there was no accompanying howl and rapid (like a scalded cat) cat leaving. I think I might have pissed myself if there had been.
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      #3
      Originally posted by chef View Post
      gf chef and I were chatting away and suddenly heard an electrical shorting sound followed by a strange horrid smell

      short investigation later showed the cat had decided to p!ss on the extension plug block linking my laptop and monitors..

      unfortunately the cat survived
      they have knack of doing that and your equipment never does
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        #4
        So it's a myth that pissing on live electricity can kill?

        I knew it was a lie put out to disuade pissed up people from pissing off the platform while waiting for the last train that never comes.
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          #5
          I remember when our cat was a kitten and we had a sofa next to a bay window. Cat decided to leap from Window over sofa and landed on my thigh - so dug its claws in the stop itself. I was wearing a track suit.

          And Mrs BP stopped me from retribution.

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            #6
            When I was really little my mum got her first tumble drier. I was farting about doing whatever a little kid does and saw Fred (our cat) come in soaking wet. So I thought I'd dry him off.
            Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

            I preferred version 1!

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              #7
              Originally posted by BoredBloke View Post
              When I was really little my mum got her first tumble drier. I was farting about doing whatever a little kid does and saw Fred (our cat) come in soaking wet. So I thought I'd dry him off.


              Hot wet pussy.

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