bzzzzzzz what's that smell

[bless 'em all]

When I was really little my mum got her first tumble drier. I was farting about doing whatever a little kid does and saw Fred (our cat) come in soaking wet. So I thought I'd dry him off.

Hot wet pussy.

[BoredBloke]

When I was really little my mum got her first tumble drier. I was farting about doing whatever a little kid does and saw Fred (our cat) come in soaking wet. So I thought I'd dry him off.

[BrilloPad]

I remember when our cat was a kitten and we had a sofa next to a bay window. Cat decided to leap from Window over sofa and landed on my thigh - so dug its claws in the stop itself. I was wearing a track suit.

And Mrs BP stopped me from retribution.

[PAH]

So it's a myth that pissing on live electricity can kill?

I knew it was a lie put out to disuade pissed up people from pissing off the platform while waiting for the last train that never comes.

[norrahe]

gf chef and I were chatting away and suddenly heard an electrical shorting sound followed by a strange horrid smell

short investigation later showed the cat had decided to p!ss on the extension plug block linking my laptop and monitors..

unfortunately the cat survived

they have knack of doing that and your equipment never does

[Arturo Bassick]

gf chef and I were chatting away and suddenly heard an electrical shorting sound followed by a strange horrid smell

short investigation later showed the cat had decided to p!ss on the extension plug block linking my laptop and monitors..

unfortunately the cat survived

Shame there was no accompanying howl and rapid (like a scalded cat) cat leaving. I think I might have pissed myself if there had been.

[chef]

gf chef and I were chatting away and suddenly heard an electrical shorting sound followed by a strange horrid smell

short investigation later showed the cat had decided to p!ss on the extension plug block linking my laptop and monitors..

unfortunately the cat survived