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Kim Jong Il has died
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"North Korea's state-run news agency, KCNA, urged people to unite behind the younger Kim. "Originally posted by chef View Post
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That explains both the new star witnessed in the heavens last night, and this morning's golden dawn in the east, which is accompanied by an iron resolve to step forward with pride from the Age of Prosperity bequeathed by the Dear Leader into a complete and historically valid society consistent with the teachings of national self-reliance.Comment
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He's to be replaced by a clone called Kim;

Kim Jong UnAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Now he doesn't have to be "So Ronery, So Ronery .....!" anymore.
warning some strong language on the audio ..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdug6yHJB40Last edited by sbakoola; 19 December 2011, 08:50.Comment
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His Korea is over then.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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I haven't go time to watch that! Have you any idea how f**king busy I am?Originally posted by sbakoola View PostNow he doesn't have to be "So Ronery, So Ronery .....!" any more.
warning some strong language on the audio ..
So Ronery - YouTubeComment
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Kim Jong Il is now Kim Jong Dead
The successor was educated at Bern International School. Changes in policy in N. Korea are not to be anticipated...Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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