It was bound to happen

**Doggy Styles** · 15 December 2011, 22:55

I thought they'd be cheap if you pay by the inch.

**bless 'em all** · 15 December 2011, 22:56

Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

What with the recession and rampant inflation.

Dwarves axed from panto as too expensive - Telegraph

What next for Midget Porn?

Much shortness != plenty cheapness

econgnomics in actions (if anyone feels the need to speeling this read it again)

**Paddy** · 15 December 2011, 22:56

That's mean. How low can they get?

**DimPrawn** · 15 December 2011, 22:58

Originally posted by Paddy View Post

That's mean. How low can they get?

3'7"

**Doggy Styles** · 15 December 2011, 23:03

Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

3'7"

No wonder they want a rise.

**realityhack** · 15 December 2011, 23:03

How can they pull a stunt like that!? Very short-sighted IMHO.

**AtW** · 15 December 2011, 23:05

I guess they were really short on money.

**TimberWolf** · 15 December 2011, 23:53

Hi Ho, Hi Ho, not off to work we go!

Snow White isn't going to be feeling Happy then.

**NickFitz** · 16 December 2011, 01:10

Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post

I thought they'd be cheap if you pay by the inch.

Unfortunately the contract stipulated payment by the foot, and there just aren't that many dwarf amputees.

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