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    Oh Dear......not again

    Orange plans up to 2,000 job cuts

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/4972966.stm


    And still Gaydon wants us to believe the UK economy is in "tip top" shape.

    #2
    It is. Until you include the £20b worth of PFI "investments" that are left off the balance books.

    Scanned by Fleetwood™ pedantic grammar filter v1.0 (beta)
    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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      #3
      Originally posted by hyperD
      It is. Until you include the £20b worth of PFI "investments" that are left off the balance books.

      Scanned by Fleetwood™ pedantic grammar filter v1.0 (beta)
      HyperD - is there any chance of licensing a copy of your "Fleetwood™ pedantic grammar filter v1.0" to me as at times the fear of being humiliated by Fleety just gets too much.

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        #4
        Originally posted by hyperD
        It is. Until you include the £20b worth of PFI "investments" that are left off the balance books.

        Scanned by Fleetwood™ pedantic grammar filter v1.0 (beta)
        Scanned by Sasguru™ pedantic grammar filter v2.0 (beta):
        Passed.
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #5
          Originally posted by eternalnomad
          HyperD - is there any chance of licensing a copy of your "Fleetwood™ pedantic grammar filter v1.0" to me as at times the fear of being humiliated by Fleety just gets too much.
          Sasguru™ pedantic grammar filter v2.0 (beta):

          Now available at half price.
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #6
            Should that be half of the original price?
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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              #7
              Originally posted by Bagpuss
              Should that be half of the original price?
              Scanned by Sasguru™ pedantic grammar filter v2.0 (beta):

              <robot voice> Overly pedantic. <end robot voice>
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #8
                Originally posted by eternalnomad
                HyperD - is there any chance of licensing a copy of your "Fleetwood™ pedantic grammar filter v1.0" to me as at times the fear of being humiliated by Fleety just gets too much.
                Go ahead, it's a free download. Version 2.0 out soon (delayed until next year) which requires full licencing... includes added features such as:

                * Pedantic BiteBack FleetWood™ Sarcy DoS Attack
                * Foreign language mode obfuscator
                * "new" liebour mode: despite shown the errors of your ways, ignoring them and proclaiming "lessons learned"

                Scanned by Fleetwood™ pedantic grammar filter v1.0 (beta)
                If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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