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Previously on "Oh Dear......not again"

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  • hyperD
    replied
    Originally posted by eternalnomad
    HyperD - is there any chance of licensing a copy of your "Fleetwood™ pedantic grammar filter v1.0" to me as at times the fear of being humiliated by Fleety just gets too much.
    Go ahead, it's a free download. Version 2.0 out soon (delayed until next year) which requires full licencing... includes added features such as:

    * Pedantic BiteBack FleetWood™ Sarcy DoS Attack
    * Foreign language mode obfuscator
    * "new" liebour mode: despite shown the errors of your ways, ignoring them and proclaiming "lessons learned"

    Scanned by Fleetwood™ pedantic grammar filter v1.0 (beta)

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  • sasguru
    replied
    Originally posted by Bagpuss
    Should that be half of the original price?
    Scanned by Sasguru™ pedantic grammar filter v2.0 (beta):

    <robot voice> Overly pedantic. <end robot voice>

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  • Bagpuss
    replied
    Should that be half of the original price?

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  • sasguru
    replied
    Originally posted by eternalnomad
    HyperD - is there any chance of licensing a copy of your "Fleetwood™ pedantic grammar filter v1.0" to me as at times the fear of being humiliated by Fleety just gets too much.
    Sasguru™ pedantic grammar filter v2.0 (beta):

    Now available at half price.

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  • sasguru
    replied
    Originally posted by hyperD
    It is. Until you include the £20b worth of PFI "investments" that are left off the balance books.

    Scanned by Fleetwood™ pedantic grammar filter v1.0 (beta)
    Scanned by Sasguru™ pedantic grammar filter v2.0 (beta):
    Passed.

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  • eternalnomad
    replied
    Originally posted by hyperD
    It is. Until you include the £20b worth of PFI "investments" that are left off the balance books.

    Scanned by Fleetwood™ pedantic grammar filter v1.0 (beta)
    HyperD - is there any chance of licensing a copy of your "Fleetwood™ pedantic grammar filter v1.0" to me as at times the fear of being humiliated by Fleety just gets too much.

    Leave a comment:


  • hyperD
    replied
    It is. Until you include the £20b worth of PFI "investments" that are left off the balance books.

    Scanned by Fleetwood™ pedantic grammar filter v1.0 (beta)

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  • eternalnomad
    started a topic Oh Dear......not again

    Oh Dear......not again

    Orange plans up to 2,000 job cuts

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/4972966.stm


    And still Gaydon wants us to believe the UK economy is in "tip top" shape.
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