I haven't a clue myself, so thought that it might be an entertaining Friday afternoon exercise for CUK.
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No dick heads without a ticket?Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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No Tickets for Autofellationists.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Too obvious:
"All animals kick here for a ticket to enter. Unless you're the elephant sucking a football."
It's at the circus tradesman entrance and they had to put that sign up to stop the elephant getting stuck in the door.Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
Feist - I Feel It All
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Originally posted by Sysman View PostI haven't a clue myself, so thought that it might be an entertaining Friday afternoon exercise for CUK.
You're supposed to kick the pole on the little red foot, but they're warning you against kicking too hard in case your foot flies onward and you kick yourself in the head. Maybe.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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