Guess the plan B

[ChimpMaster]

Happiness, joy, peace and goodwill for all mankind?

[minsky1]

obese immigrants?

[Notascooby]

You'll have to bear with me regarding answering as it's a busy day at work today. Also, pub lunch meeting around 12:30. It's a hard life.

[TestMangler]

Two stringed guitars for Romanian buskers ?

[MarillionFan]

Two stringed guitars for Romanian buskers ?

Single shoes on the DHSS for one legged benefit claimants

[conned tractor]

So, can you guess the plan B?

The winner gets a prize.

Clue 1) It involves making something that's not easily imported.

More to follow.

All very good answers so far.

Clue 2) We had an advert in the good food show brochure at the NEC.

If you have any questions that would help guess then I may answer them.

[chef]

British Cheese
British Wine
something British and food/drink related

fairly obvious I know given he said

Clue 2) We had an advert in the good food show brochure at the NEC.

[MarillionFan]

All very good answers so far.

Clue 2) We had an advert in the good food show brochure at the NEC.

If you have any questions that would help guess then I may answer them.

Haggis sausages

[conned tractor]

British Cheese
British Wine
something British and food/drink related

fairly obvious I know given he said

No, no, yes, but you need to be more specific.

[Notascooby]

Are you able to consolidate all my existing loans into one simple monthly payment?

Maybe you can win me £000's due to being mis-sold ppi from my bank, OK - payday loan, nope...how about no-win, no-fee for an accident that wasn't my fault?