ah yes. mind you...I used to be able to do the 400m in 58s as well <cough fatty cough>
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Precisely why I got bored of programming and stuck with BPM. I was monkeying about with .net on Friday night and got a working text to speech app in 2 lines of code.Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostI know
most .net is simply
Code:public void function(String Input, String FileName) { DotNetFunctionThatDoesWhatYouNeed(Input); Save(FileName); }
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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That's where the bugs'll be thenOriginally posted by Spacecadet View Postwrote it all from scratch and it references some other classes I wrote too.
Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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You sure about that ?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostPrecisely why I got bored of programming and stuck with BPM. I was monkeying about with .net on Friday night and got a working text to speech app in 2 lines of code.
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It includes commentsOriginally posted by eek View PostWhat in 150 lines of code?
there's enough there for Skynet to become sentient and take over the world.
that Lorum Ipsum function is a beaut.
yep happens to me sometimes you find you are in the zone.
scares the heck out of me.Comment
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