Sarkozy and Cameron

[doodab]

As is happens there is a quantitative method of classifying its future shape:

Type 1: Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Type 2: Sausage-shaped, but lumpy
Type 3: Like a sausage but with cracks on its surface
Type 4: Like a sausage or snake, smooth and soft
Type 5: Soft blobs with clear cut edges (passed easily)
Type 6: Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, a mushy stool
Type 7: Watery, no solid pieces. Entirely liquid

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So ideally one wants to be going for a number three?

[TimberWolf]

So ideally one wants to be going for a number three?

That's my favourite. Satisfying, good plop and you don't even need to wipe your arse. But their solution will be 7.

Edit, forgot context/joke.