"12-hr rescue of pregnant cat from bin..."

[NickFitz]

...but it wasn't: 12-hr rescue of pregnant cat from bin turns out to be stuffed toy

[zeitghost]

So several hours with an angle grinder: nowt.

Several more hours with a power saw: cuddly toy.

[MarillionFan]

...but it wasn't: 12-hr rescue of pregnant cat from bin turns out to be stuffed toy

Wow! It's not a rant about the Daily Mail. How I miss those.