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£1.50 plus a four fingered kitkat. Like your missus.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
She's put her prices up then.Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post£1.50 plus a four fingered kitkat. Like your missus.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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I seem to remember that they gave 20 coders a task. 10 were told it was impossible - 10 told it was doable. 0/10 of the impossible ones completed - 6/10 of the doable ones did it.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostPlus there's no such thing as wishing. Just some fantasy mumbo jumbo.
I think that a positive attitude can have a huge effect on the outcome.Comment
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Just look at the recent threads, hell if Russell can get a new contract so can you, at least you are real!Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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[insert loaded question here]Originally posted by SimonMac View PostJust look at the recent threads, hell if Russell can get a new contract so can you, at least you are real!
You still on the bench Simon?
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Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Oh! I preferred the response where you accused SimonMac of stalking you by PM. He's probably at your home right now Russ having cut the electricity & hiding in the cupboard with your boxers on his head and a large bronze dildo held menancingly high.Originally posted by russell View PostGary Speed is dead and SimonMac lives, what a screwed up world.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Client: so, tell me about your last gigOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostCheeky little interview. Operation get the hell out of dodge is in motion.
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Client: I don't think you're what we're looking for
I'd tell them you're benched SY.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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