I thought both of you would be going as Spiderman?
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I once sent my son to a fancy dress party dressed as a robot in an outfit i had made out off carboard boxes and tin foil
I still feel bad about it to this dayComment
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It's annoying when you put a lot of effort into something you really want for yourself and they just trash it isn't it.Originally posted by Support Monkey View PostI once sent my son to a fancy dress party dressed as a robot in an outfit i had made out off carboard boxes and tin foil
I still feel bad about it to this dayWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Dress him as a Scotsman, sorted.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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What! And scar him for life!?!?!Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostDress him as a Scotsman, sorted.
Better to put him in a dress as first suggested.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I am dyslexic and once turned up to a Toga party dressed as a GoatOriginally posted by Pondlife View PostGo as Flintstones/Cavemen etc.
Or togasComment
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It must be very difficult to know what exactly is going on in his mind. I suppose an act of such sneakiness is a refreshing revelation of how he is thinking.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWell it would not do my self esteem any good - but he is in his own little world. He has very little idea what is going on.
Though in some ways he can be quite clever. When he can't get on the computer at nursery he turns it off at the wall. Soon as the coast is clear he powers it back on. I have to admire the sneakiness.Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Me too, I never understood why my wife got so angry about me dropping into a warehouseOriginally posted by Support Monkey View PostI am dyslexic and once turned up to a Toga party dressed as a GoatLet us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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