Boomed!

[russell]

Look back at those who have "boomed" recently, and I have congratulated them all. Its just you I have a problem with, your not real so I treat you with the contempt you deserve, come do the Christmas Shindig prove to me you aren't a sockie and I will issue a formal apology and buy you as much babycham & rohypnol as you can take before MF has his way with you

What do you mean I am not real? Who is typing the words, a robot? I live in Glasgow so can't come to shindig (sorry MF).

[Spacecadet]

I live in Glasgow

You and Minestrone can meet up... I'm sure you'll both have a whale of a time

[original PM]

OOOh I'm in Glasgow right now.

It's pishing doon....

(as the locals would say)

[TestMangler]

No rate cut, which is more than can said of the folks working at the banks.

Wrong again. Some of us, who were working at the same bank you claimed to be at, got extensions and rate rises when you were claiming that 'all contractors weren't getting renewed' and have subsequently got new gigs in banks with rate rises and extensions.

So, yet again, you are talking out of your arse.

Conngrats on the new gig though

[MarillionFan]

As far as I am aware there are only three real Scottish posters.

1) Minestrone
2) Cliphead
3) TestMangler.

And between them they own every other Scottish sockie of which I believe there are 175 active ones at the last count.

[d000hg]

Errr that's the whole point of the joke, have you ever been tested for Asbergers Syndrome, they have trouble with humour?

Nope, jokes like those should have a double meaning. "All the people who think you are funny" could work, but "full of people who think you're funny" doesn't work, because "full" isn't true.

Maybe ask someone to vet your jokes in future.

[russell]

Wrong again. Some of us, who were working at the same bank you claimed to be at, got extensions and rate rises when you were claiming that 'all contractors weren't getting renewed' and have subsequently got new gigs in banks with rate rises and extensions.

So, yet again, you are talking out of your arse.

Conngrats on the new gig though

Aye calm down, I was talking about the folks posting about London Bank cuts.

[SneakySimon]

Empty Room

Did you make that one yourself Russell? Because it doesn't make sense, the room isn't full so the joke falls on its arse.

Anyway, if this means you'll be on CUK less, congratulations!

Must be at least 1 person in there - the photographer.

[Mich the Tester]

After first yearly assessment, got my second (!) star on my badge and have graduated from fry-racking to cleaning the loos!

[russell]

Nope, jokes like those should have a double meaning. "All the people who think you are funny" could work, but "full of people who think you're funny" doesn't work, because "full" isn't true.

Maybe ask someone to vet your jokes in future.

Jesus Christ.