Reply to: Boomed!

[doodab]

Must be at least 1 person in there - the photographer.

"not full" and "empty" mean different things.

[Spacecadet]

I would hate to see you guys at a stand up show, "Errrrr that joke isn't funny because you asserted a false premise"

you have the option of walking out and making use of a now empty bar when that happens

[MarillionFan]

It's not our fault that even when you use someone else's jokes, they aren't funny.

Fenton!!!!!

[TestMangler]

jesus christ.

stone him !!!!!!!

[russell]

I would hate to see you guys at a stand up show, "Errrrr that joke isn't funny because you asserted a false premise"

[d000hg]

Jesus Christ.

It's not our fault that even when you use someone else's jokes, they aren't funny.

[stek]

Remote Trigger?!

Remote Del-boy?

[SimonMac]

Must be at least 1 person in there - the photographer.

Remote Trigger?!

[russell]

Nope, jokes like those should have a double meaning. "All the people who think you are funny" could work, but "full of people who think you're funny" doesn't work, because "full" isn't true.

Maybe ask someone to vet your jokes in future.

Jesus Christ.

[Mich the Tester]

After first yearly assessment, got my second (!) star on my badge and have graduated from fry-racking to cleaning the loos!

[SneakySimon]

Empty Room

Did you make that one yourself Russell? Because it doesn't make sense, the room isn't full so the joke falls on its arse.

Anyway, if this means you'll be on CUK less, congratulations!

Must be at least 1 person in there - the photographer.

[russell]

Wrong again. Some of us, who were working at the same bank you claimed to be at, got extensions and rate rises when you were claiming that 'all contractors weren't getting renewed' and have subsequently got new gigs in banks with rate rises and extensions.

So, yet again, you are talking out of your arse.

Conngrats on the new gig though

Aye calm down, I was talking about the folks posting about London Bank cuts.

[d000hg]

Errr that's the whole point of the joke, have you ever been tested for Asbergers Syndrome, they have trouble with humour?

Nope, jokes like those should have a double meaning. "All the people who think you are funny" could work, but "full of people who think you're funny" doesn't work, because "full" isn't true.

Maybe ask someone to vet your jokes in future.

[MarillionFan]

As far as I am aware there are only three real Scottish posters.

1) Minestrone
2) Cliphead
3) TestMangler.

And between them they own every other Scottish sockie of which I believe there are 175 active ones at the last count.

[TestMangler]

No rate cut, which is more than can said of the folks working at the banks.

Wrong again. Some of us, who were working at the same bank you claimed to be at, got extensions and rate rises when you were claiming that 'all contractors weren't getting renewed' and have subsequently got new gigs in banks with rate rises and extensions.

So, yet again, you are talking out of your arse.

Conngrats on the new gig though