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    #11
    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Could one of you village idiots please summarise what I've missed?

    TIA.
    a "big swinging dick" or was that Not All There?
    How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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      #12
      Originally posted by Troll View Post
      a "big swinging dick" or was that Not All There?
      I couldn't possibly comment
      +50 Xeno Geek Points
      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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        #13
        Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
        I'm off as well, can't be arsed with reading posts from the same people saying the same things all the time.

        See ya'll
        Originally posted by Pork Belly View Post
        Dear All,

        I enjoy CUK and all the banter, especially in General.

        I try to contribute with the occasional humorous post every now and then, but it appears that my sense of humour may not be shared by everyone here. So, in order not to upset the delicate balance of the CUK universe, I will refrain from posting any further.

        Apologies to those of you who enjoyed my contributions.

        Goodbye CUK.

        Pork Belly

        NED GER ITA FRA GBR
        6.0 6.0 6.0 6.0 6.0

        Ladies and Gentlemen, the 'Double Flounce' executed to perfection; it'll be tough for Torville and Dean to match that!
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #14
          Link to whatever slight slight PB suffered?
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #15
            Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
            NED GER ITA FRA GBR
            6.0 6.0 6.0 6.0 6.0

            Ladies and Gentlemen, the 'Double Flounce' executed to perfection; it'll be tough for Torville and Dean to match that!
            who are these people that are flouncing?
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              #16
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              Link to whatever slight slight PB suffered?
              I think he's flouncing over a Rep.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #17
                Negative rep can be very hurtful and bullying. I recently got this anonymous comment

                Thread: CUK 2011 Awards -...
                shut it cock face
                after I'd reposted this

                Thread: CUK Most boring poster...
                Well said, SY really is a self-centered twat
                I think I might cry.
                Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

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                  #18
                  Tow words - poufnik

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Alf W View Post
                    Negative rep can be very hurtful and bullying. I recently got this anonymous comment



                    after I'd reposted this



                    I think I might cry.
                    I quite like the raw simplicity of that neg you got. It's made me reet giggle. Cock face.
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                      #20
                      Goodbye Pork Belly
                      Though I never knew you at all
                      You had the grace to post pictures
                      While cretins around you crawled
                      They crawled out of the woodwork
                      And they whispered into your brain
                      They set you on the treadmill
                      And they made you change your name from Lightship

                      And it seems to me you lived your life
                      Like a sockie in the wind
                      Never knowing which username to cling to
                      When the trolls set in
                      And I would have liked to have known you
                      But I was just a poster
                      Your funniness burned out long before
                      Your flouncing ever did
                      What happens in General, stays in General.
                      You know what they say about assumptions!

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