Goodbye CUK

[mudskipper]

Aww, that was quite moving.

[Ruprect]

Goodbye Pork Belly
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to post pictures
While cretins around you crawled
They crawled out of the woodwork
And they whispered into your brain
They set you on the treadmill
And they made you change your name from Lightship

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a sockie in the wind
Never knowing which username to cling to
When the trolls set in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a poster
Your funniness burned out long before
Your flouncing ever did

Quite creative for you. I can imagine you with a hair implant and a live in male partner.

[MarillionFan]

Which CUK poster does this most resemble?

[Zippy]

Goodbye Pork Belly
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to post pictures
While cretins around you crawled
They crawled out of the woodwork
And they whispered into your brain
They set you on the treadmill
And they made you change your name from Lightship

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a sockie in the wind
Never knowing which username to cling to
When the trolls set in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a poster
Your funniness burned out long before
Your flouncing ever did

You really must stop this self-loathing shit:. Have a manly hug

[norrahe]

Goodbye Pork Belly
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to post pictures
While cretins around you crawled
They crawled out of the woodwork
And they whispered into your brain
They set you on the treadmill
And they made you change your name from Lightship

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a sockie in the wind
Never knowing which username to cling to
When the trolls set in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a poster
Your funniness burned out long before
Your flouncing ever did

How's the prozac coming along, must be working now

[Freamon]

Dear All,

I enjoy CUK and all the banter, especially in General.

I try to contribute with the occasional humorous post every now and then, but it appears that my sense of humour may not be shared by everyone here. So, in order not to upset the delicate balance of the CUK universe, I will refrain from posting any further.

Apologies to those of you who enjoyed my contributions.

Goodbye CUK.

Pork Belly

If you're thinking this might win you the coveted Flounce OTY award in the 2011 CUK awards you've got another think coming, AtW has already won that by a country mile.

[Arturo Bassick]

If you're thinking this might win you the coveted Flounce OTY award in the 2011 CUK awards you've got another think coming, AtW has already won that by a country mile.

AtW always comes back though!

[MarillionFan]

AtW always comes back though!

He's like a bad chinese.

[sasguru]

I'm off as well, can't be arsed with reading posts from the same people saying the same things all the time.

See ya'll

WHS. Can't be arsed dealing with you cretins all the time. I'm orf too. Bye s

[MarillionFan]

WHS. Can't be arsed dealing with you cretins all the time. I'm orf too. Bye s

Going for your morning dump cannot be considered a flounce.