One year left to complete my distance learning MSc in Maths ...

[russell]

If the maximum number of brain cells in Russells head is 1 please calculate how long it will die out from boredom.

If you buy 1000 sledges at £10 and then Tesco sell the same for £8 each how long does it take to realize you not going to be a millionaire next year rodders.

[russell]

You don't exactly conceal your stupidity or your army of sock puppets very well.

How many times have you been banned now?

Some characters have been "retired" over the years.

[MarillionFan]

If you buy 1000 sledges at £10 and then Tesco sell the same for £8 each how long does it take to realize you not going to be a millionaire next year rodders.

If Suityou, Russell and Pacharan were queuing for a taxi and a CUK poster walked past what is the probability that Russell would get punched first?

[sasguru]

If the maximum number of brain cells in Russells head is 1 please calculate how long it will die out from boredom.

Trick question. Russell can't possibly have a brain cell.

[Mich the Tester]

If Suityou, Russell and Pacharan were queuing for a taxi and a CUK poster walked past what is the probability that Russell would get punched first?

Low. The poster would try to smack Pacharan first, miss, and just before connecting with Russell, Suity would stick his face in the way by accident.

[GreenLabel]

Some characters have been "retired" over the years.

Retired? Is that what you're calling it?

[sasguru]

If Suityou, Russell and Pacharan were queuing for a taxi and a CUK poster walked past what is the probability that Russell would get punched first?

Trick question. Probability would be zero since the CUK poster would be unconscious, having slipped in a puddle of Suity's pee and banged his head on the pavement.

[MrRobin]

If Suityou, Russell and Pacharan were queuing for a taxi and a CUK poster walked past what is the probability that Russell would get punched first?

100%. There is only one person there.

[russell]

If Suityou, Russell and Pacharan were queuing for a taxi and a CUK poster walked past what is the probability that Russell would get punched first?

Depends on the poster, most would buy me a pint I like to think

[sasguru]

It helps to be a little weird if you are going to study maths

Wrong. You have to be very weird.

There's a continuum of intelligence: normal people -> IT geeks -> mathematicians
Normal people who can't program call developers geeks. Developers who can't do maths call mathematicians weirdos.
It's just a way to feel good about themselves by labelling others as freaky, because they can't do the work one level above.