One year left to complete my distance learning MSc in Maths ...

[MarillionFan]

I remind you of that when I am picking my nose or scratching my arse (maybe both).

ftfy

[TheFaQQer]

OK, lets see how good you are.

If Suity leaves Luton at 8.00am and drives at an average of 15mph for the 1st hour, 30mph for the 2nd hour and eventually has the bottle to accelerate to 35mph for the 3rd hour, how big is the traffic jam behind him on the motorway behind him?

Trick question - after 45 minutes, he turns round and goes back to bed feeling unwell.

[BrilloPad]

It helps to be a little weird if you are going to study maths

Wrong. You have to be very weird.

[MarillionFan]

Trick question - after 45 minutes, he turns round and goes back to bed feeling unwell.

PLease show your working.

[russell]

Another Maths question.

n is the number of sockies a poster has using the formua
n= 3(4b-r) sockies (where b is bannings and r is rep)

How many sockies does MF have?

[GreenLabel]

I remind you of that when I am picking up my Nobel Prize or Fields Medal (maybe both).

For someone too stupid to put petrol in his car, I'd imagine that the Nobel Prize will prove quite the stretch.

[MarillionFan]

Another Maths question.

n is the number of sockies a poster has using the formua
n= 3(4b-r) sockies (where b is bannings and r is rep)

How many sockies does MF have?

If the maximum number of brain cells in Russells head is 1 please calculate how long it will die out from boredom.

[russell]

For someone too stupid to put petrol in his car, I'd imagine that the Nobel Prize will prove quite the stretch.

You should work for a News International tabloid with those digging skillz.

[GreenLabel]

You should work for a News International tabloid with those digging skillz.

You don't exactly conceal your stupidity or your army of sock puppets very well.

How many times have you been banned now?

[Mich the Tester]

For someone too stupid to put petrol in his car, I'd imagine that the Nobel Prize will prove quite the stretch.

Thanks for bumping that; a real CUK classic. Not quite as funny as Cyberman's chutney spoon, but good nonetheless.