Martin Johnson quits

[Mich the Tester]

Rob Twatface Andrew; “I’m not sure how many of you worked in business and how structures work, and how reporting lines work and how a multi-million-pound operation actually functions in terms of reporting lines.

Well I bloody well have worked in business and know how reporting lines work and have reported about multi millon pound stuffage, and have actually once had to tell the directors of a multi million pound company 'I screwed up and I'm sorry'. So I do know something about this, and I know that you are a spineless, gutless worm slithering around in a bathtub full of snot. Resign and **** off.

[DodgyAgent]

What Dodgy obviously mean is that the England RFU has the most players and the biggest turnover of all the nations, including New Zealand. That makes it the biggest job in the sport.

Dodgy didn't mention pressure, but that is debateable.

Will you please write my scripts for me

[Mich the Tester]

I think Dodgy's waiting for Fran Cotton to chuck Rob Andrew out of the window, then he can flog them a 'Director of Elite don't know what we need one of these for' AND an England Head Coach, and a forwards coach, a backs coach and all the others, in one job lot with a 20% margin.

[DodgyAgent]

I think Dodgy's waiting for Fran Cotton to chuck Rob Andrew out of the window, then he can flog them a 'Director of Elite don't know what we need one of these for' AND an England Head Coach, and a forwards coach, a backs coach and all the others, in one job lot with a 20% margin.

Quite right I dont care who they pick as long as I get my fee

[Pondlife]

I think Dodgy's waiting for Fran Cotton to chuck Rob Andrew out of the window, then he can flog them a 'Director of Elite don't know what we need one of these for' AND an England Head Coach, and a forwards coach, a backs coach and all the others, in one job lot with a 20% margin.

If he's going to find some cheap east-euro imports. I'd suggest Romanians.

[Mich the Tester]

If he's going to find some cheap east-euro imports. I'd suggest Romanians.

Georgians please.

[Doggy Styles]

If he's going to find some cheap east-euro imports. I'd suggest Romanians.

Esteemed RFU can get best wallahs elsewhere. Teach plenty kicking and trying. All coaches share one room for plenty cheapness.

[Doggy Styles]

Well I bloody well have worked in business and know how reporting lines work and have reported about multi millon pound stuffage, and have actually once had to tell the directors of a multi million pound company 'I screwed up and I'm sorry'. So I do know something about this, and I know that you are a spineless, gutless worm slithering around in a bathtub full of snot. Resign and **** off.

That was funny what Andrew said. He sets great stall by this RFU structure, which he intimated is beyond most people's comprehension.

It sounds byzantine, the quality of its components are questionable, and few know exactly what any of them are supposed to be doing, but as long as it's there the England team must be on the right track.

[Pondlife]

What Dodgy obviously mean is that the England RFU has the most players and the biggest turnover of all the nations, including New Zealand. That makes it the biggest job in the sport.

Dodgy didn't mention pressure, but that is debateable.

Oi Doggy, I've got a Mr Blatter on line 1 from Switzerland. He wants to know if you've got a moment.

[DodgyAgent]

Oi Doggy, I've got a Mr Blatter on line 1 from Switzerland. He wants to know if you've got a moment.

Will he do 20%?