Damn. Another Plan B Idea I've missed.

[zeitghost]

World's First Alarm Clock Vibrator "Designed for Pleasure" Launched in UK (Hint: It is for Women, and Worn in Their Panties)

[bless 'em all]

The only issue noted so far is the repeated use of the 'snooze' button.

[Bunk]

Hope they don't get Power Jack to make them

[EternalOptimist]

This is what they used to use. In the olden days

the teasmade

[scooterscot]

Does this help?

[Arturo Bassick]

Scooter: Your wife is not going to be happy about you posting pictures of your girlfriend again. You know she hates slim women.

[MarillionFan]

An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.

[wobbegong]

An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.

Classy women just set the alarm on their mobile phones and stick it inside a condom.

[Arturo Bassick]

Classy women just set the alarm on their mobile phones and stick it inside a condom.

Any woman who can hold on to a blackberry curve or iPhone can not be referred to as classy!!

[FiveTimes]

Any woman who can hold on to a blackberry curve or iPhone can not be referred to as classy!!