Damn. Another Plan B Idea I've missed.

[TimberWolf]

Shouldn't it be called an alarm cock? Or is that not classy?

[Freamon]

Classy women just set the alarm on their mobile phones and stick it inside a condom.

Adds a whole new dimension to the phone hacking saga.

[EternalOptimist]

BbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzBANG!

'Are you alright dear ? what was that bang?' <shouts up the stairs>


'er, it was just my alarm clock, went flying out the window' <coy lady shouts down>

'Well I hope you kept the receipt because its taken the telly , fridge and half the fckng street lights with it!'

[wobbegong]

Any woman who can hold on to a blackberry curve or iPhone can not be referred to as classy!!

When you get to my age "classy" is a very subjective attribute and in no small way linked to willingness!

[Spacecadet]

Any woman who can hold on to a blackberry curve or iPhone can not be referred to as classy!!

They aren't that big

[FiveTimes]

Any woman who can hold on to a blackberry curve or iPhone can not be referred to as classy!!

[Arturo Bassick]

Classy women just set the alarm on their mobile phones and stick it inside a condom.

Any woman who can hold on to a blackberry curve or iPhone can not be referred to as classy!!

[wobbegong]

An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.

Classy women just set the alarm on their mobile phones and stick it inside a condom.

[MarillionFan]

An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.

[Arturo Bassick]

Scooter: Your wife is not going to be happy about you posting pictures of your girlfriend again. You know she hates slim women.

[scooterscot]

Does this help?

[EternalOptimist]

This is what they used to use. In the olden days

the teasmade

[Bunk]

Hope they don't get Power Jack to make them

[bless 'em all]

The only issue noted so far is the repeated use of the 'snooze' button.

[zeitghost]

World&#039;s First Alarm Clock Vibrator "Designed for Pleasure" Launched in UK (Hint: It is for Women, and Worn in Their Panties)