Damn. Another Plan B Idea I've missed.

[Spacecadet]

Any woman who can hold on to a blackberry curve or iPhone can not be referred to as classy!!

They aren't that big

[wobbegong]

Any woman who can hold on to a blackberry curve or iPhone can not be referred to as classy!!

When you get to my age "classy" is a very subjective attribute and in no small way linked to willingness!

[EternalOptimist]

BbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzBANG!

'Are you alright dear ? what was that bang?' <shouts up the stairs>


'er, it was just my alarm clock, went flying out the window' <coy lady shouts down>

'Well I hope you kept the receipt because its taken the telly , fridge and half the fckng street lights with it!'

[Freamon]

Classy women just set the alarm on their mobile phones and stick it inside a condom.

Adds a whole new dimension to the phone hacking saga.

[TimberWolf]

Shouldn't it be called an alarm cock? Or is that not classy?