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Pate or an omelette once I fix this bug.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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A sausage sandwich?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI had the same as atw
HTH"A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester FreamonComment
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Only time the GF grill gets used is for Pannini at lunchtime.
Mozarella, smoked ham & tomato on a pesto base.Comment
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I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thing, cooks for me, always been good to me.Originally posted by Cliphead View PostOnly time the GF grill gets used is for Pannini at lunchtime.
Mozarella, smoked ham & tomato on a pesto base.
I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my dad if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.
So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when, clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my dad red handed with his meat in my GF.
I was ****** off, told him to get out, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.
Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my dad had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.
Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?
OR
Pack my stuff and be on my way.
Here's a pic of my gf.
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Your girlfriend runs a grill?Originally posted by Cliphead View PostOnly time the GF grill gets used is for Pannini at lunchtime.
Mozarella, smoked ham & tomato on a pesto base."A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester FreamonComment
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Skipped lunch, but made a big pizza for tea. Made two pizza bases as once actually, as it doesn't take much longer to make two than one and apparently they last uncooked for some time in the fridge, unlike the miserable little suckers you can buy for silly money in the shops.Comment
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostI've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thing, cooks for me, always been good to me.
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