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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostWho the f**k are you??Keeping calm. Keeping invoicing.Comment
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Originally posted by geoff from contracta IOM View PostOff on leave tomorrow and could do with a laugh before I goComment
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostDon't you be getting all these far-fetched ideas in his head. It's all he can do to keep the bills paid and I don't need him flitting off with his tax adviser dreams when there's still envelopes to stuff.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostShut theur gob 'n gerr back i' teur t' kitchen yer cloth 'eard wazack!!!+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Originally posted by russell View PostI think he works for The Samaritans.
Caller: "My wife left me and is taking everything, and I am also now an alcoholic..."
NL: "You're not cut out for life, does your house have a gas cooker?""A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester FreamonComment
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Originally posted by doomage View Posthaha. Your worst nightmare. SASGuru's sockie."Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Ruprect, your willy based avatar is not very office friendlyPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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