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MarillionFan replied

10 November 2011, 23:01
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Go to Settings, then General Settings on the left hand side.

WHat she means is, have you tried pulling your eyelids down and blowing your nose
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MaryPoppins replied

10 November 2011, 22:55
Originally posted by NervousRexx View Post

Useful tip, I'm a novice.

Go to Settings, then General Settings on the left hand side.
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NervousRexx replied

10 November 2011, 22:53
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

You can turn avatars off in your Settings menu

Useful tip, I'm a novice.
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MaryPoppins replied

10 November 2011, 22:48
Originally posted by NervousRexx View Post

Indeed, I nearly got busted today (don't have an internet friendly desk position).

You can turn avatars off in your Settings menu
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NervousRexx replied

10 November 2011, 22:47
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Ruprect, your willy based avatar is not very office friendly

Indeed, I nearly got busted today (don't have an internet friendly desk position).
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MaryPoppins replied

10 November 2011, 22:33
Ruprect, your willy based avatar is not very office friendly
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Ruprect replied

10 November 2011, 20:51
Originally posted by doomage View Post

haha. Your worst nightmare. SASGuru's sockie.

FTFY
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Freamon replied

10 November 2011, 20:08
Originally posted by russell View Post

I think he works for The Samaritans.

Caller: "My wife left me and is taking everything, and I am also now an alcoholic..."

NL: "You're not cut out for life, does your house have a gas cooker?"

I assumed he was just a DBA.
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Zippy replied

10 November 2011, 19:39
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Shut theur gob 'n gerr back i' teur t' kitchen yer cloth 'eard wazack!!!

Wrong login NLaYdeeUK
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northernladuk replied

10 November 2011, 17:50
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

Don't you be getting all these far-fetched ideas in his head. It's all he can do to keep the bills paid and I don't need him flitting off with his tax adviser dreams when there's still envelopes to stuff.

Shut theur gob 'n gerr back i' teur t' kitchen yer cloth 'eard wazack!!!
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northernladyuk replied

10 November 2011, 17:15
Originally posted by geoff from contracta IOM View Post

Off on leave tomorrow and could do with a laugh before I go

Don't you be getting all these far-fetched ideas in his head. It's all he can do to keep the bills paid and I don't need him flitting off with his tax adviser dreams when there's still envelopes to stuff.
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doomage replied

10 November 2011, 16:59
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Who the f**k are you??

haha. Your worst nightmare. A Bob with a chutney spoon.
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FiveTimes replied

10 November 2011, 16:45
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

I've done it for you
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TheFaQQer replied

10 November 2011, 16:44
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Who the f**k are you??

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to northernladuk again.
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northernladuk replied

10 November 2011, 16:37
Originally posted by doomage View Post

Perhaps you're not cut out for this forum.

Who the f**k are you??
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