Sent money to wife overseas...can claim as expenses?

[MarillionFan]

You have clearly never had a "wife".

It's a bloody tax!

[Ruprect]

My wife is of French nationality, I have sent her around 2k this year, thru a wire transfer

Where do I stand with expenses?

Cheers

You're fine as long as you fill her up twice a week and make sure she's regularly serviced.

[d000hg]

2k? Let me see; that's one posh handbag, two pairs of shoes and a bottle of perfume.

You'll need to spend more than that if you want her to go down more than once a year.

You must have a really nasty penis.