Numpties, dead wood, column dodgers etc

[Churchill]

You see, this is why I want you to go and see a doctor. This kind of utter cretinism will be sorely missed if you croak.

Just to recap, I'm doing my work just fine, and am currently still important to the project (as a technical expert in my field of BPM).

So if it's a toss up of firing the slacker or firing the one who's actually frakin doing stuff then it's a no brainer. Well it's not entirely a no brainer as you have no brain and came up with the wrong take. Perhaps a modicum of intelligence is needed to make the right decision. In which case it is you who is f*cked, mate.

Oh no I haven't

Oi Bedwetter! You started with the insults first.

[suityou01]

Oi Bedwetter! You started with the insults first.

[d000hg]

You see, again completely the wrong end of the stick. It was the PM who was not doing his job by allowing be to become overloaded, not pressing the customer, off shore team etc.

But NOW it is your job to handle it, is the point being made.

[Churchill]

Since when was that a problem?

Anyway, haven't you got a few ACM's to fire off?

[suityou01]

But NOW it is your job to handle it, is the point being made.

Why is it my job to manage the project?

[suityou01]

Since when was that a problem?

Anyway, haven't you got a few ACM's to fire off?

It's a wassname woss that fing?

[Churchill]

It's a wassname woss that fing?

Anybody else want to educate the pig?

[tractor]

..

Why is it my job to manage the project?

Maybe it's not but you should be contributing to the risk register and the issues log with sufficient attention to the 'cover yr ar*e' sections.

[suityou01]

Maybe it's not but you should be contributing to the risk register and the issues log with sufficient attention to the 'cover yr ar*e' sections.

Yip every week I submit a report and raise the issues and risks. Then I see the master report with my issues and risks omitted. So I have a full email trail of all the reports I have sent so I can prove I have raised the risks and issues in plenty of time. I have plenty of CYA in place.

[Churchill]

Yip every week I submit a report and raise the issues and risks. Then I see the master report with my issues and risks omitted. So I have a full email trail of all the reports I have sent so I can prove I have raised the risks and issues in plenty of time. I have plenty of CYA in place.

So, you have nothing to contribute to the project... Falllllllll Guuuyyyyyyyyy!