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Time for a new British (or English) identity
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostSteady Sas, with that description he could be your more likeable twin!Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostHe's a Frog. That description is a given.
Probably from Normandy.....................they have a long tradition of window-licking and slack jaws!!
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostHe's a Frog. That description is a given.
Probably from Normandy.....................they have a long tradition of window-licking and slack jaws!!
not that anybody would like to sleep with a british woman nowadays.
not without an heavy weight driving licence!Last edited by Le Rosbif; 2 November 2011, 16:37.Comment
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Originally posted by Le Rosbif View PostNope the Normans have a reputation of invading britain
That would explain why your shower have been retreating across the battlefields of Europe ever since like showers of startled gazelles.
And don't get me started on your Navy.
Any truth in the rumour that the new French flag is going to be delivered with the red and blue sections removed from the front, and a yellow stripe running down the back?
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostShame for you that they left really, as they appear to have taken all the militaristic genes with them and merged them with ours.
That would explain why your shower have been retreating across the battlefields of Europe ever since like showers of startled gazelles.
And don't get me started on your Navy.
Any truth in the rumour that the new French flag is going to be delivered with the red and blue sections removed from the front, and a yellow stripe running down the back?
Was expecting something original
As for our navy
Battle of the Chesapeake - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
always a pleasure to help our american friends break free. that's probably why they did help us in 44.
1 - 1 we're evenLast edited by Le Rosbif; 2 November 2011, 16:38.Comment
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Originally posted by Le Rosbif View Postalways a pleasure to help our american friend break free. that's probably why they did help us in 44.
1 - 1 we're even
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostNo you are not. They also helped you "break free" in 1918. So that makes it 1-2. Not forgetting the +2 you owe us for saving the necks of those who did not flock to the Vichy flag so readily. We'll put it on your tab.
They sped up the victory.
+2 for this?
Dunkirk evacuation - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Lol never anyone before abandoned an ally on the battlefield so quickly to crawl back miserably to their island.
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Originally posted by Le Rosbif View PostNope they turned up in 1917 - the war was already won.
Of course it was!
Originally posted by Le Rosbif View Post
+2 for this?
Dunkirk evacuation - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Lol never anyone before abandoned an ally on the battlefield so quickly to crawl back miserably to their island.
Thanks mate!
by the ninth day, a total of 338,226 soldiers (198,229 British and 139,997 French)[5] had been rescued by the hastily assembled fleet of 850 boats
God knows what the rescued Frogs did though, probably went off in a huff somewhere until the shooting stopped anyway.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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