Walked right into that one ... notice period

[Churchill]

Probably stuck in a paradoxial loop

You mean between the Pie Shop and Slimming World?

[MaryPoppins]

Really haven't been paying attetnion in class, have you...

[Spacecadet]

You mean between the Pie Shop and Slimming World?

Something like this:
He went to the pie shop (a few thousand times)
then went to slimming world and lost all the weight gained
To avoid making the mistake slim threaded when back in time to warn fat threaded before it was too late.
This of cource means that fat threaded never existed, he never had to go to slimming worlds and so never went back in time to warn himself.

And all of this on a pedal powered time machine!

[Churchill]

Something like this:
He went to the pie shop (a few thousand times)
then went to slimming world and lost all the weight gained
To avoid making the mistake slim threaded when back in time to warn fat threaded before it was too late.
This of cource means that fat threaded never existed, he never had to go to slimming worlds and so never went back in time to warn himself.

And all of this on two pedal powered time machines!

One for each arse-cheek, Shirley!?!

[Old Greg]

Is that possible?

In your dreams.

[Zippy]

Permie replacement has turned up. It's a girl.

Good God, what a shocker! Has she got a beard?