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Zippy replied

2 November 2011, 18:49
Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post

Permie replacement has turned up. It's a girl.

Good God, what a shocker! Has she got a beard?
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Old Greg replied

2 November 2011, 17:46
Originally posted by zeitghost

Is that possible?

In your dreams.
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Churchill replied

2 November 2011, 16:17
Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

Something like this:
He went to the pie shop (a few thousand times)
then went to slimming world and lost all the weight gained
To avoid making the mistake slim threaded when back in time to warn fat threaded before it was too late.
This of cource means that fat threaded never existed, he never had to go to slimming worlds and so never went back in time to warn himself.

And all of this on two pedal powered time machines!

One for each arse-cheek, Shirley!?!
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Spacecadet replied

2 November 2011, 16:11
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

You mean between the Pie Shop and Slimming World?

Something like this:
He went to the pie shop (a few thousand times)
then went to slimming world and lost all the weight gained
To avoid making the mistake slim threaded when back in time to warn fat threaded before it was too late.
This of cource means that fat threaded never existed, he never had to go to slimming worlds and so never went back in time to warn himself.

And all of this on a pedal powered time machine!
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MaryPoppins replied

2 November 2011, 15:27
Originally posted by malvolio View Post

Really haven't been paying attetnion in class, have you...
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Churchill replied

2 November 2011, 14:51
Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

Probably stuck in a paradoxial loop

You mean between the Pie Shop and Slimming World?
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Spacecadet replied

2 November 2011, 14:22
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

What happened to the substantially well-upholstered one?

Probably stuck in a paradoxial loop
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Spacecadet replied

2 November 2011, 14:21
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Of course it didn't, he's more of a fantasist than Sasguru.

Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post

Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Of course it didn't, he's more of a fantasist than Sasguru.

FTFY

You're supposed to actually change the quote when doing a FTFY
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TheFaQQer replied

2 November 2011, 14:17
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Well, Threaded managed it...

What happened to the substantially well-upholstered one?
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bless 'em all replied

2 November 2011, 14:14
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Of course it didn't, he's more of a fantasist than Sasguru.

FTFY
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Churchill replied

2 November 2011, 14:00
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Of course it didn't, he's more of a fantasist than Sasguru.

Originally posted by zeitghost

Is that possible?

Well, Threaded managed it...
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Churchill replied

2 November 2011, 13:57
Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

pics or it didn't happen

Of course it didn't, he's more of a fantasist than Sasguru.
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Spacecadet replied

2 November 2011, 13:52
Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post

Yup.

pics or it didn't happen
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bless 'em all replied

2 November 2011, 13:50
Originally posted by zeitghost

Big wotsits?

Yup.
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suityou01 replied

2 November 2011, 13:45
Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post

Permie replacement has turned up. It's a girl.

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