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Yes mate. That is what it means, without a shadow of a doubt.
If that happens, you should jump on them immediately **, regardless of the location. That's what they want. You'd be a disappointment to them if you didn't do exactly that.
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I really really hope not. (Recent client experience. I mean, she's ok, but ... no. ).Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostWhen a girl starts playing with her hair when talking face to face, does she really want to shag me?Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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If you look anything like your avatar, she's just subconsciously expressing her relief that she isn't as bald as a billiard ball.Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostWhen a girl starts playing with her hair when talking face to face, does she really want to shag me?
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostWhen a girl starts playing with her hair when talking face to face, does she really want to shag me?

"A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester FreamonComment
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostWhen a girl starts playing with her hair when talking face to face, does she really want to shag me?
I play with my hair all the time!Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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So do we assume that, that statement is for or against the original posts question?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
I play with my hair all the time!Growing old is mandatory
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostWhen a girl starts playing with her hair when talking face to face, does she really want to shag me?I guess the picture proves that the question should have been "When a girl starts playing with her hare when talking face to face, does she really want to shag me?Originally posted by Freamon View Post


And the answer is "Yes".
Next action is to grab the hare and molest it ferosiously."Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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Against, I'd say.Originally posted by Halo Jones View PostSo do we assume that, that statement is for or against the original posts question?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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