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    #11
    It's a nervous reaction to the banana yoghurt stains on your trousers.

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      #12
      Yes mate. That is what it means, without a shadow of a doubt.

      If that happens, you should jump on them immediately **, regardless of the location. That's what they want. You'd be a disappointment to them if you didn't do exactly that.

      Please report back.......














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      When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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        #13
        Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
        When a girl starts playing with her hair when talking face to face, does she really want to shag me?
        I really really hope not. (Recent client experience. I mean, she's ok, but ... no. ).
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #14
          Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
          When a girl starts playing with her hair when talking face to face, does she really want to shag me?
          If you look anything like your avatar, she's just subconsciously expressing her relief that she isn't as bald as a billiard ball.
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            #15
            Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
            When a girl starts playing with her hair when talking face to face, does she really want to shag me?

            "A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester Freamon

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              #16
              Originally posted by Freamon View Post

              and

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                #17
                Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                When a girl starts playing with her hair when talking face to face, does she really want to shag me?


                I play with my hair all the time!
                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post


                  I play with my hair all the time!
                  So do we assume that, that statement is for or against the original posts question?
                  Growing old is mandatory
                  Growing up is optional

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                    When a girl starts playing with her hair when talking face to face, does she really want to shag me?
                    Originally posted by Freamon View Post

                    I guess the picture proves that the question should have been "When a girl starts playing with her hare when talking face to face, does she really want to shag me?

                    And the answer is "Yes".
                    Next action is to grab the hare and molest it ferosiously.
                    "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
                      So do we assume that, that statement is for or against the original posts question?
                      Against, I'd say.
                      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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