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So the mere mention of a shower has his little brain jumping to nudity and the trimming of HJ's lawn?Originally posted by oracleslave View PostI assume he is referring to the state of your lady garden.
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And you already know where/who the arse is..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Ahhh it was a bit too early, the smutt reader had not kicked in, well I dont need to mow as I use napalmOriginally posted by oracleslave View PostI assume he is referring to the state of your lady garden.
Growing old is mandatory
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Halo Jones again.Originally posted by Halo Jones View PostAhhh it was a bit too early, the smutt reader had not kicked in, well I dont need to mow as I use napalm
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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