Mouse in the House

[NickFitz]

Are you sure it wasn't the same one?

Yep. It's also not the same one as the one I can hear dicking about over near the window right now

[BrilloPad]

Yep. It's also not the same one as the one I can hear dicking about over near the window right now

Are you sure you don't want to get a cat?

[EternalOptimist]

People say "Oh it'll die, it can't cope out there" and so forth but, as far as I can determine, this is based solely on assumptions: I can't find any actual studies where house mice have been released into the countryside and then observed to be beaten up by gangs of voles and so forth.

I have. There was a study by a chap called Daniel Keyes about the similarities between the fates of mice and their hosts. If the conclusion is true, you can be expected to be hoiked out of bed one night and dumped , naked in a freezing lay by before being eaten a flock of owls

[Churchill]

I have. There was a study by a chap called Daniel Keyes about the similarities between the fates of mice and their hosts. If the conclusion is true, you can be expected to be hoiked out of bed one night and dumped , naked in a freezing lay by before being eaten by a flock of owls

That's the excuse that Nick uses when he gets caught by the rozzers for "roaming" at night with no clothes on!

[Pogle]

As regards to this thread - may I just say and and
Rodents are people too

[d000hg]

Why didn't you just set a fire?

[Scrag Meister]

After last weeks success with the sticky board, we have left some poison down and its still being eaten. The traps are rubbish.

Only a matter of time.

[MarillionFan]

A proper contractor would have turned this situation into a plan B.

[TimberWolf]

A proper contractor would have...

[Sysman]

Seeking it out isn't the problem: it seems quite happy popping in and out of the chimney. I just don't think a cat could get in there, and also I'm not sure how I'd get it out again.

The cat would probably sit patiently for the bugger to emerge, then pounce.