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    #11
    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    'Mind the gap' now seems somehow deficient. Perhaps Mitch or someone could come up with something more graphic (or less long).
    Train big, fast, metal.
    You small, slow, squishy.
    Train win. Every time.
    Mind the gap, ****wit.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #12
      What a waste. Been a few of these over recent years, and always a fit young thing.

      Shows there's some benefits to being a fat munter, they wouldn't fit down the gap.
      Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
      Feist - I Feel It All
      Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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        #13
        Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
        I have seen some of the vids on tubes of people getting caught in the gap and dragged the entire length of the platform before the bit that got caught gets ripped off. I imagine it was a pretty long drawn out messy affair.
        What kind of site hosts such nasty stuff - and how do they even get the footage to start with?
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #14
          Having contracted for Railtrack, I've heard some horror stories...

          Here in Manchester, at Piccadilly Station, "An incident at Slade Lane" usually meant a suicide on the line, and one the head honchos there used to regale us with tails from his earlier career, dragging bodies off the line, looking for the head several hundred yards away (it usually bounced about under the train a lot) and the lack of blood, the train weight on the wheels seals the neck.....

          I was on a Manchester Victoria to Bolton train, heard a scream, and a thump, train carried as he has to, next day was in the paper, death on the line at Moses Gate.....

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            #15
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            What kind of site hosts such nasty stuff - and how do they even get the footage to start with?

            warning; NSFW and really sick;

            www.rotten.com
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #16
              shame and a total waste

              Tributes pour in for teen 'star' who died after falling beneath a train > Local News > News | Click Liverpool
              Coffee's for closers

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                #17
                So how did this happen? Did she simply fall, perhaps due to trying to run while wearing posh shoes, or did she get sucked under the train by some aerodynamic effect? Was she hanging on to the door trying to open it?
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                  warning; NSFW and really sick;

                  rotten.com: This is rotten dot com
                  OMFG that takes me back a few years. That site and ogrish.com (which is now defunct) were both horrible!

                  A constant battle between morbid curiosity and nausea.

                  Just looking at rotten.com at the moment.

                  For example Simmer is a link you definitely don't want to click if you have any food to eat in the next two hours. A 90-year old bloke who put a kettle element into his bath to keep the water warm, then died of old age when sat in it. Result: boiled broth of man.

                  And ... I really shouldn't post any more links

                  Ewww!!
                  Last edited by KentPhilip; 25 October 2011, 16:00.

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                    #19
                    Can a thread be deleted?

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                      Can a thread be deleted?
                      What's wrong, Pandora? Don't you like what's in the box?

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