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Good advice. But doesn't allow for the fact that husband knows more about football than players/refs/coaches/fifa and is never wrong about anything, especially football.Originally posted by MonzaMike View PostI've run the line many times
best to just stick to offside and throw ins.
Leave everything else to the ref, especially if it's against your team.
Even better advice. They're now happily united against the common enemy (me) for offering an opinion on something I couldn't possibly begin to understand. (They've headed off to the Reading match, so will hopefully come home in a good mood after a win.)Originally posted by Zippy View PostOh dear. I'd slope off for a quiet pint while they sort it out.
Certainly. Who's he? Does he post on CUK?Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostTell that to Stuart Pearce.Comment
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So Elvis handled the ball and Mr k2p2 grassed him up?Originally posted by Pork Belly
I'm confused ...+50 Xeno Geek Points
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You didn't say where your son was positioning his hands.Originally posted by k2p2 View Post.... So now I've googled, and I can't find anything that suggests an accidental hand ball is a bookable offence. Indeed everything suggests that play should be allowed to continue.
I've helpfully pointed this out to both husband and son. Now they're both telling me to "shut up" and "what do you know about football?"
Law 12 Handball

If he had them away from his body a proper ref will usually construe that as attempting to spread himself to block the ball, even if that wasn't his specific intent.
The lesson for your son is keep your hands down, close to his body. A proper ref wouldn't give it then.Comment
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I have no idea - I'm not keen to raise the subject again to ask!Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostYou didn't say where your son was positioning his hands.
If he had them away from his body a proper ref will usually construe that as attempting to spread himself to block the ball, even if that wasn't his specific intent.
The lesson for your son is keep your hands down, close to his body. A proper ref wouldn't give it then.Comment
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Get him playing rugby then at least then no-one - player, parent, supporter - is allowed to question the ref.Originally posted by k2p2 View PostI have no idea - I'm not keen to raise the subject again to ask!"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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If he was booked then the ref must have decided it was deliberate, but it should probably have been a red if it was on the goal line.
Laws of the gameA player, substitute or substituted player is sent off if he commits any of the following seven offences:
• denying the opposing team a goal or an obvious goalscoring opportunity
by deliberately handling the ball (this does not apply to a goalkeeper within
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All agreed it was accidental. Only person who saw it was lino. Ref spoke to lino who said it was accidental. Ref was very young himself - late teens.Originally posted by Bunk View PostIf he was booked then the ref must have decided it was deliberate, but it should probably have been a red if it was on the goal line.
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Ah well - it appears to be forgotten today, and a booking will probably do his street cred good!Comment
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That's because most parents and supporters at that level are baffled by the laws of rugby. It's just easier to take the ref's word for it.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostGet him playing rugby then at least then no-one - player, parent, supporter - is allowed to question the ref.
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Important question is whether it's 'ball to hand or hand to ball'Originally posted by k2p2 View PostI have no idea - I'm not keen to raise the subject again to ask!
Law 12 Handball
If the ball has hit his hand whilst the hand is positioned naturally it's no foul. If he has instinctively put his hand up (accidentally) it is a foul, unless he's naturally flinched and is trying to protect a bodily part, I.e. Balls, face.
Shouldn't have been a yellow if accidental."I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith
On them! On them! They fail!Comment
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