Whats Wrong with Scotland?

[Spacecadet]

BBC News - Attacks threaten North Lanarkshire's gritter service

[MarillionFan]

The Scottish.

[Churchill]

Nothing at all, it's the responsibility of the bastard English!

[russell]

The Scottish.

It's tulipE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the ******* Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just *******. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by *******. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a tulipE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any ******* difference!

[MarillionFan]

There does seem to be an inordinate number of Scottish posters on CUK.

Is there something in the Scottish makeup that makes them more prone than average to be contractors or members of the SAS?

[Churchill]

It's tulipE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the ******* Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just *******. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by *******. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a tulipE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any ******* difference!

If you're going to quote then give the source.

[Spacecadet]

Scotland wasn't colonised, it joined England in a union which benefited both sides of the agreement.

[Churchill]

Scotland wasn't colonised, it joined England in a union which benefited both sides of the agreement.

He's quoting from a "famous" film.

[russell]

If you're going to quote then give the source.

Trainspotting.

[Churchill]

Trainspotting.

There's a good boy.