Whats Wrong with Scotland?

[Churchill]

I only post during work hours through, so what does that tell you?

You can't afford a computer at home?

[Spacecadet]

I only post during work hours through, so what does that tell you?

you work evenings in a bar as a glass collector so have the day time free to post crap on here?

[Pondlife]

Your mum won't let you on the internet until you've done your homework?

[MarillionFan]

I only post during work hours through, so what does that tell you?

You've been excluded from school for masturbating in class again.

[Incognito]

There does seem to be an inordinate number of Scottish posters on CUK.

Is there something in the Scottish makeup that makes them more prone than average to be contractors or members of the SAS?

Aye, we're tight arsed, hard bastards. Now run along sweetheart.

[Churchill]

Aye, we're tight arsed, hard bastards. Now run along sweetheart.

You're confusing being too thick to feel pain and being a hard bastard.

Now you run along sweetheart

[Incognito]

You're confusing being too thick to feel pain and being a hard bastard.

Now you run along sweetheart

Listen ginge, you quite clearly have good Scots genetics flowing through that blood of yours. I'll let you off with that one. You're buying the first round though.

[Churchill]

Listen ginge, you quite clearly have good Scots genetics flowing through that blood of yours. I'll let you off with that one. You're buying the first round though.

Irish, but close! If I were of Scots heritage I wouldn't be paying for the first round!

[Incognito]

Irish, but close! If I were of Scots heritage I wouldn't be paying for the first round!

Och to be sure and we all have funny surnames anyway. I'll have a pint of vodka please.

[darmstadt]

Irish, but close! If I were of Scots heritage I wouldn't be paying for the first round!

I believe that 'Scots' is actually an ancient Irish word for Irish people living in Scotland which is where most Scottish people come from, and then lots went back.