House for 3K

[Mich the Tester]

Triple garage, Bentley Continental on the drive and £50K shed in the garden?

Too obvious; he's missing something even more basic than that.

[Churchill]

Too obvious; he's missing something even more basic than that.

Who needs a bog when you can sh!t in the woods?

[Doggy Styles]

Who needs a bog when you can sh!t in the woods?

And he's Welsh so he doesn't need a bathroom.

[Mich the Tester]

Who needs a bog when you can sh!t in the woods?

I do. I prefer to sit on my throne in warmth and comfort and read a quality newspaper.

[MarillionFan]

Too obvious; he's missing something even more basic than that.

Stables for Nazgul.

[TimberWolf]

Is that pond to scale? If so, it's about the size of a kitchen sink.

[TimberWolf]

Triple garage, Bentley Continental on the drive and £50K shed in the garden?

He's got three sheds, he knows how to live the high life.

[Mich the Tester]

He's got three sheds, he knows how to live the high life.

I bet they're eco-sheds too!

[bobspud]

I quite like myself. I do wonder what the u values are as to whether they'd be warm enough in winter. Now, if only people could actually build on land they owned, that'd send house prices tumbling.

Hobbit-able

Laws of thermodynamics probably mean that its quite warm because the house will take heat from the earth in the side of the hill rather than leak it out of walls that are against the cold air 3k for a house seems like a good use of land.

[TimberWolf]

Imagine the chaos the would ensue if people were to realise that better houses could be built by digging a hole in the ground or by stacking straw bales. Day's work + £50, versus a tulip box leaking to the elements and taking a lifetime to pay for. The only thing that prevents this is a massive ruling class conspiracy against the proles.