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    Originally posted by Zoiderman View Post
    Hey spacey, how many NCAP points does the Cee'd score for it's child passengers out of 5?

    Fancy a guess?
    Tell me, it will save me the effort of going to check
    Coffee's for closers

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      Originally posted by Zoiderman View Post
      Haven't you got some ironing to do love?
      Yawn.

      Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
      I'd pay good money to see you to act like this when you don't have the internet at a bodyguard

      Its very easy to be brave from behind a keyboard.
      Indeed... but I suspect he's a bit of a gimp even without the internet to prop him up.
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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        How many NCAP points does a GL420 get for pedestrian safety?

        Selfish twunt, kind of suits the image I guess.
        Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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          Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
          I'd pay good money to see you to act like this when you don't have the internet at a bodyguard

          Its very easy to be brave from behind a keyboard.
          As I can tell from the majority of posts on this thread

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            Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
            Tell me, it will save me the effort of going to check
            Less than 5.

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              Originally posted by Zoiderman View Post
              Nah, thanks son, but they're safe as houses in my 3 tonnes of magnificence. Wouldnt like to see what it would do to a Cee'd mind...
              You ever seen an artic hit a car? I have and it's not pretty. Or if you like i can put you in touch with a bloke I know who is doing time for 3 x death by dangerous driving charges after hitting a stationery queue of traffic in a lorry. There was pretty much nothing left of the last 4 cars in the queue.

              Doesn't matter if you're in 1 tonne or 3 if you get hit by an artic.
              Last edited by Sockpuppet; 18 October 2011, 11:39.

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                Put your kids in the middle seats and then fill the rest of the space with polystyrene packing materials.

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                  Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                  How many NCAP points does a GL420 get for pedestrian safety?

                  Selfish twunt, kind of suits the image I guess.
                  Well, the Cee'd has only 2, so I guess they're all selfish, but I can only imagine as per the GL, as it hasn't been tested by Euro NCAP, or ANCAP, or various others.

                  But I am guessing your mistake was deliberate, and that you knew this.

                  Or that, as usual, you haven't thought it through, and have once again, proven a point, by your own answer.

                  You're not good at this are you son.

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                    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                    You ever seen an artic hit a car? I have and it's not pretty. Or if you like i can put you in touch with a mate who is doing time for 3 x death by dangerous driving charges after hitting a stationery queue of traffic in a lorry. There was pretty much nothing left of the last 4 cars in the queue.

                    Doesn't matter if you're in 1 tonne or 3 if you get hit by an artic.
                    Ah, the extremes come out now.

                    OK, what would you rather be in, if a GL and Cee'd had a head on at 40mph?

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