Car Finance

[sasguru]

Nah, thanks son, but they're safe as houses in my 3 tonnes of magnificence. Wouldnt like to see what it would do to a Cee'd mind...

A bit like Diana was in her Merc? You really are a complete moron.

[Zoiderman]

they're not safe with you behind the wheel, or with you bringing them up.

Never caused an accident son, but you keep thinking that. I am very happy with the way they're being raised, thanks.

[Spacecadet]

I am very happy with the way they're being raised, thanks.

You've met their new dad then?

[sasguru]

Never caused an accident son, but you keep thinking that. I am very happy with the way they're being raised, thanks.

Its only a matter of time, since you're so stupid.

[Zoiderman]

A bit like Diana was in her Merc? You really are a complete moron.

Again, not really (like it surprised me) thinking this through; Diana and her Merc collided with an immovable object, something weighing, I would estimate, 3/4000 times the weight of her vehicle, doing 120mph plus, on an inner city ring road; think 120 through Chiswick...

That's called doing a senna

[Zoiderman]

You've met their new dad then?

Spacecadet, I don't believe it, but you're lowering the score, that's proper playground son.

1/10 detention in the mens stalls with sasguru

[sasguru]

Again, not really (like it surprised me) thinking this through; Diana and her Merc collided with an immovable object, something weighing, I would estimate, 3/4000 times the weight of her vehicle, doing 120mph plus, on an inner city ring road; think 120 through Chiswick...

That's called doing a senna

So you can die in a Merc then? If you're driving too fast. Or if a lorry hits you. Or maybe a large SUV. Or a bus.
Luck of the draw.
Not quite "safe as houses" then, is it son?

[Zoiderman]

So you can die in a Merc then? If you're driving too fast. Or if a lorry hits you. Or maybe a large SUV. Or a bus.
Luck of the draw.
Not quite "safe as houses" then, is it son?

I tell you what sas, I know what I'd prefer to be in, if any of that happened. Here's a clue, actually, as I know you aren't bright enough to get clues, I'll tell you: it isn't a Cee'd. The big Merc has curtain bags, deformable zones, accident collision avoidance, speed radar, and just about every safety device a car can have; if there's an accident that happens in front of me, it reacts before I can and brakes. A car like the Cee'd can't afford to be made with these safety provisions in mind and is more dangerous as a result.

You pay your money, you take your chances.

[Spacecadet]

A car like the Cee'd can't afford to be made with these safety provisions in mind and is more dangerous as a result.

That will explain why it gets similar safety scores to the Mercedes

[Churchill]

I tell you what sas, I know what I'd prefer to be in, if any of that happened. Here's a clue, actually, as I know you aren't bright enough to get clues, I'll tell you: it isn't a Cee'd. The big Merc has curtain bags, deformable zones, accident collision avoidance, speed radar, and just about every safety device a car can have; if there's an accident that happens in front of me, it reacts before I can and brakes. A car like the Cee'd can't afford to be made with these safety provisions in mind and is more dangerous as a result.

You pay your money, you take your chances.

All that technology and it's saddled with a dickhead behind the wheel