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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostKerching, kerching, kerching.
Much slowness, much kerching.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostI'm obliged to agree with m'learned adversary.
Much slowness, much kerching.
1) Suity, I know what you're saying, but this is a fixed price project.
2) Suity, I know what you're saying, but there's only a day in the plan for this.
3) Suity, I know what you're saying, but we're working to strict deadlines here.
Until now I've been using "I can hit your deadlines, but the quality will suffer".
Or if before coffee, "Seeing as my requests for an extension have been ignored for this deliverable you'll get what you're given and be happy with it".
I'm sure there's others.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostPlease provide responses to the following PM cliches :
1) Suity, I know what you're saying, but this is a fixed price project.
2) Suity, I know what you're saying, but there's only a day in the plan for this.
3) Suity, I know what you're saying, but we're working to strict deadlines here.
Until now I've been using "I can hit your deadlines, but the quality will suffer".
Or if before coffee, "Seeing as my requests for an extension have been ignored for this deliverable you'll get what you're given and be happy with it".
I'm sure there's others.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post4) Suity, so what you're saying is there isn't enough time or money to complete all of the work to meet the deadline, you don't want to cram it all in because the quality will suffer, so you're going to have to descope the deliverables into a second phase.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostPlease provide responses to the following PM cliches :
1) Suity, I know what you're saying, but this is a fixed price project.
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post2) Suity, I know what you're saying, but there's only a day in the plan for this.
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post3) Suity, I know what you're saying, but we're working to strict deadlines here.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostFixed price projects don't have second phases unfortunately.
You're not on a fixed price?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostYou didn't did you????
You're not on a fixed price?
@Zippy : I tried to push through change requests but they are being branded "requirements gaps". Six weeks into the project and still no development environment (now approaching a month late), yet the final deliverable date has not / will not / cannot move to the right. Breathtaking bulltulip being spouted at the moment.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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tell them this
They can have it fast and cheap, but it aint going to be any good
They can have it fast and good, but it aint going to be cheap
They can have it cheap and good, but it aint going to be fast
then twat them in the face with your bike helmet
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Posttell them this
They can have it fast and cheap, but it aint going to be any good
They can have it fast and good, but it aint going to be cheap
They can have it cheap and good, but it aint going to be fast
then twat them in the face with your bike helmet
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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