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Coffee is now dribbling out of my noseOriginally posted by Wodewick View PostFFS "Clever Hans"????
Could you ask Admin to change your login to ThickAsPigTulipAndSlowAsSuityHans
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Poor fecker.
When I once arrived on the first day of a contract, the bloke I was replacing handed over the work to me - then I found out he hadn't been told he was terminated until the evening before.
Not only that, he was being screwed by his consultancy, who were taking 75% commission on what the clientco was paying them.
A born victim some might say, but a poor fecker just the same.Comment
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Click MTT's link above. I didn't.Originally posted by ChimpMaster View PostI don't geddit
Oh. So who did it first?
Not that I would have needed to - Wodewick was so impressively macho in his dismissal I assumed he had been following earlier related threads like some sort of internet Heat-reading-soap-obssessive equivalent, so would have bowed to his superior wasting of time anyway.Comment
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