Life means......

[sasguru]

You sound quite unsure about your sexuality at the moment. It's difficult for me to say if it is a phase you are going through – if you are heterosexual or bisexual. Just because you have recently found females attractive and arousing does not mean that you are bisexual, it means you are discovering your sexuality. Many people become curious about their sexuality and begin to question their preferences at some point in their life – this is quite normal. Some find it is something that they are never one hundred percent sure of.

So how does this high-falutin theory square with the fact that you're still a virgin?

[Captain Jack]

You sound quite unsure about your sexuality at the moment. It's difficult for me to say if it is a phase you are going through – if you are heterosexual or bisexual. Just because you have recently found females attractive and arousing does not mean that you are bisexual, it means you are discovering your sexuality. Many people become curious about their sexuality and begin to question their preferences at some point in their life – this is quite normal. Some find it is something that they are never one hundred percent sure of.

I dunno about any of that, but I find your intellect and achievement sexually stimulating. I am drawn to success and you have buckets of it.

[sasguru]

...you have buckets of it.

Lard, that is. Are you a chubby chaser, Cap'n Jack?

[Captain Jack]

Lard, that is. Are you a chubby chaser, Cap'n Jack?

Well done, sasguru, you spotted the opportunity to supply the punchline and went for it like a ferret down a rabbit hole.

[sasguru]

He won't be for long if Cap'n Jack catches up with him...

Yes it's time Threaded widened his circle.

[Captain Jack]

Yes it's time Threaded widened his circle.

As a martial man, I'm sure he'd welcome a good battering around the ring.

Marquis of Queensbury rules, of course.