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  • Captain Jack
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    Originally posted by sasguru
    Yes it's time Threaded widened his circle.
    As a martial man, I'm sure he'd welcome a good battering around the ring.

    Marquis of Queensbury rules, of course.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    He won't be for long if Cap'n Jack catches up with him...
    Yes it's time Threaded widened his circle.

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  • Captain Jack
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    Originally posted by sasguru
    Lard, that is. Are you a chubby chaser, Cap'n Jack?
    Well done, sasguru, you spotted the opportunity to supply the punchline and went for it like a ferret down a rabbit hole.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Captain Jack
    ...you have buckets of it.
    Lard, that is. Are you a chubby chaser, Cap'n Jack?

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  • Captain Jack
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    Originally posted by threaded
    You sound quite unsure about your sexuality at the moment. It's difficult for me to say if it is a phase you are going through – if you are heterosexual or bisexual. Just because you have recently found females attractive and arousing does not mean that you are bisexual, it means you are discovering your sexuality. Many people become curious about their sexuality and begin to question their preferences at some point in their life – this is quite normal. Some find it is something that they are never one hundred percent sure of.
    I dunno about any of that, but I find your intellect and achievement sexually stimulating. I am drawn to success and you have buckets of it.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by threaded
    You sound quite unsure about your sexuality at the moment. It's difficult for me to say if it is a phase you are going through – if you are heterosexual or bisexual. Just because you have recently found females attractive and arousing does not mean that you are bisexual, it means you are discovering your sexuality. Many people become curious about their sexuality and begin to question their preferences at some point in their life – this is quite normal. Some find it is something that they are never one hundred percent sure of.
    So how does this high-falutin theory square with the fact that you're still a virgin?

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  • threaded
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    You sound quite unsure about your sexuality at the moment. It's difficult for me to say if it is a phase you are going through – if you are heterosexual or bisexual. Just because you have recently found females attractive and arousing does not mean that you are bisexual, it means you are discovering your sexuality. Many people become curious about their sexuality and begin to question their preferences at some point in their life – this is quite normal. Some find it is something that they are never one hundred percent sure of.

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  • Captain Jack
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    I'd still give you one though.

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  • threaded
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    Captain Jack usually has little to contribute to a discussion and possesses few effective weapons. To compensate, he will point out minor errors in spelling and grammar. Because of Captain Jack's obvious weakness most Warriors ignore him.

    threaded in "flame warrior" mode

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  • Captain Jack
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    Originally posted by threaded
    Heh, and it'd be nice of you, sasguru, to quit posting crap.

    threaded in "two wrong don't make a right, but three lefts do" mode.
    wrongs

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  • threaded
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    Originally posted by sasguru
    So quit moaning
    Heh, and it'd be nice of you, sasguru, to quit posting crap.

    threaded in "two wrong don't make a right, but three lefts do" mode.

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  • Captain Jack
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    Originally posted by John Galt
    Pardon me for posting I'm sure
    You should be beheaded.

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  • John Galt
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    Originally posted by sasguru
    So quit moaning and whinging and do something about it:

    - become a judge
    - become an MP
    - become the PM
    - shoot the guys on their way to jail/while in jail
    Pardon me for posting I'm sure

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  • BoredBloke
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    No I think this stinks also. These two scrotes robbed, beat and repeatedly raped a pensioner in her own home. So why is the sentance given down so light. If this were my mum, I'd happily beat the living sh1t out of the *******.

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  • sasguru
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    So quit moaning and whinging and do something about it:

    - become a judge
    - become an MP
    - become the PM
    - shoot the guys on their way to jail/while in jail

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